Wednesday, February 28, 2007
The Fourth Generation
That book describes how any society goes through four stages of development. The first is the survivor, creator generation. The second is the children of them, they continue and boost the creativity of the first sacrifice generation. The third is a consumption driven, flaccid generation. The fourth is the loser generation destined either for war or economic collapse, they are losers because they have none of the personal discipline that the first sacrificial and creative generation had.
As we discussed the book, and the further details you can read about the cycle at PrudentSquirrel, we looked at each other for a minute, and I said: "We're the fourth generation."
Quite a sobering thought. It will be interesting to see what yesterday's stock market drops have triggered, and what will happen next.
Tuesday, February 27, 2007
Too Young, Too Old
Argh. Condescending comments really chap my hide.
Saturday, February 3, 2007
Too Young, Too Old
Argh. Condescending comments really chap my hide.
Wednesday, December 13, 2006
20/20
There is lively discussion all over the internet on what James should have done, what he could have done, what the searchers should have done. Hindsight is 20/20. I just can't get out of my head what one guy posted at a talkback forum to one of the news stories. I've been unable to find the comment since; I just remember he said the searchers should set up some huge speakers and "rock that mountain". James walked in a 10-mile circle, only to die within a mile of his car. Even at his furthest point from the car, he was easily within earshot of even a moderately powerful sound setup. If someone had thought to get one of his favorite songs--one with a good, solid beat--and play it at top volume, he would have heard. Played repeatedly with a minute or 90 seconds of silence in between it would have been a beacon for him. He died not knowing that the searchers were even close--and in reality, they just couldn't follow him fast enough.
I know that it's easy to ask why the searchers didn't also fan out and search in the immediate vicinity of the car, knowing that lost and disoriented people walk in circles. Or why nobody managed to try to signal to James with sound. I just pray with all my heart that Kati knows a Latter-day Saint, and that she'll come to the knowledge of the Father's plan for us, and that she can have the peace and assurance that she can have her husband back--in full health and forever, and that her girls will know the love and company of their father.
Monday, January 1, 2001
Flippant Quote Archive
This is not rocket surgery. -- David Heinemeier Hansson
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It is not necessary to change. Survival is not mandatory. -- W. Edwards Deming
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Change is inevitable, except form a vending machine.
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I love cats... They taste just like chicken.
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Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
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Cover me I'm changing lanes.
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As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
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Happiness is a belt fed weapon.
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Laugh alone and the world thinks you're on idiot.
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Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep.
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I want to die in my sleep like my Grandfather...Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
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Montana---At least our cows are sane!
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The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
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I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
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Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT!
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It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
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When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS.
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Friends don't let friends drive naked.
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it!
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Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?
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If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of Meat?
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Warning: Dates on calendar are closer than they appear
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We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
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Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
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He who laughs last thinks slowest.
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Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
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Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
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Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
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Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
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Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
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Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
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I souport publik edekasion.
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We Are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will be Assimilated.
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Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
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3 Kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.
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Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
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Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
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Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... until you can find a rock.
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2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2.
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I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with sub-atomic particles.
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I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die.
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Horn broken. Watch for finger.
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We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?
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Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
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Rehab is for quitters.
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I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
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Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
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If you don't like the news, go out and make some.
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Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
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No radio - Already stolen.
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Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.
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According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.
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Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.
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Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
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All generalizations are false.
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I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
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Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.
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The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
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Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician.
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I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
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Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
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I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
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I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
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It is lonely at the top, but you eat better.
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How can I miss you if you won't go away?
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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
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I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
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When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
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Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
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Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
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I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
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He is not dead. He is electroencephalographically challenged.
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You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
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I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
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Honk if you love peace and quiet.
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Nothing is fool--proof to the sufficiently talented fool.
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control.
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All men are idiots, and I married their King.
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Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.
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A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
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Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
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Keep honking...I'm reloading.
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42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
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99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
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Remember half the people you know are below average.
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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
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The colder the x-ray table the more of your body is required on it.
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I intend to live forever - so far so good.
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The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
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Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
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The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
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To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
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Always try to be modest and be proud of it!
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Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.
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"This car is constipated, it can't pass anything."
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On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."
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Outside a Radiator Repair Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."
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In a Non-smoking area: "If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
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On Maternity Room door: "Push, Push, Push."
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On a Front Door: "Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog."
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At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
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On a Scientist's door: "Gone Fission"
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On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."
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In a Podiatrist's window: "Time wounds all heels."
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At a Used Car Lot: "Second Hand cars in first crash condition."
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On a fence: "Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive."
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At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
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Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming."
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Outside a Hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."
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At an Auto Body Shop: "May we have the next dents?"
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In a Dry Cleaner's Emporium: "Drop your pants here."
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On a desk in a Reception Room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left."
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In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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On a Music Teacher's door: "Out Chopin."
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At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be."
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In a Beauty Shop: "Dye now!"
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On the side of a Garbage Truck: "We've got what it takes to take what you've got." (Burglars please copy.)
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On the door of a Computer Store: "Out for a quick byte."
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In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up."
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Inside a Bowling Alley: "Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop."
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In a Cafeteria: "Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want."
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On the door of a Music Library: "Bach in a minuet."
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait."
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In a Counselor's office: "Growing old is mandatory. Growing wise is optional."
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I started out with nothing...I still have most of it.
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When did my wild oats turn to prunes and all bran?
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I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart.
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Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.
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If all is not lost, where is it?
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It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
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If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.
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The first rule of holes: If you are in one, stop digging.
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I went to school to become a wit, only got halfway through.
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It was all so different before everything changed.
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Some days you're the dog, some days the hydrant.
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Nostalgia isn't what is used to be.
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I wish the buck stopped here. I could use a few.
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It's not the pace of life that concerns me, it's the sudden stop at the end.
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Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip round the sun.
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The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom.
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If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.
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When you're finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else decide to play chess?
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There are two kinds of pedestrians...the quick and the dead.
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A closed mouth gathers no feet.
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Being healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
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It's not hard to meet expenses...they're everywhere.
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The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.