Saturday, March 22, 2008

Three Things to Ponder

  1. Cows
  2. The Constitution
  3. The Ten Commandments

COWS

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But
they are unable to locate 20 million illegal aliens wandering around our country.Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

THE CONSTITUTION

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

THE 10 COMMANDMENTS

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this:
You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians...It creates a hostile work environment.

--From a random forwarded email. Author Unknown.

5 comments:

Joe said...

lol, I love your last one :D

Nautical Knitter said...

I don't think I can say anything more wise than that, so I will just say: Well Said!!

Shan said...

Ha ha ha!! Good one!

I like the cow one best.

Reluctant Penguin said...

Brilliant! All of them! Thank you for sharing them.

SusieH said...

Wow. There's an awful lot of truth in that...